Now usually we would write about the laughable things salesmen say. Not this time.
This one is a shout out to all the tourists who maybe shouldn’t have click send on that complaint form! (They are hilarious though)
“We could not enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly. You can’t be expected to admire a beautiful view when you’re staring at a face like his.”
“The beach had too many fat people, it was gross”
The animals at the zoo looked very sad and it made our children cry. Can they not train them to smile”
“The street signs weren’t in English; I don’t understand how anyone can get around”
“There was no sign telling you that you shouldn’t get on the hot air balloon rode if you’re afraid of heights”
“Disney World is too touristy”
“I spent a whole week on safari and didn’t see any good animals. There was only a load of antelope”
“You said the town was next to a volcano, but when we went there was no lava. I’m pretty sure it was just a mountain”
think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.”
“We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”
“The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying there?”
It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.”
“On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.”
1st place goes to….. (Drum roll)
“We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five Euros from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.”
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